Wanna message? Check your voice mail. Wanna laugh? Book Certified Speaking Professional, Frank King. His corporate comedy is clean, clever, customized (to your group, and completely lacking in content. He has nothing to say and you'll enjoy every minute of it. He was a quarterfinalist on Star Search... he lost to a puppet. He has also appeared on A&E's An Evening at the Improv, Showtime's Comedy Club Network, and CNN's Business Unusual. He has opened up for, Jeff Foxworthy, Adam Sandler, Pauley Shore (but if you tell anyone he'll deny it), Dana Carvey, Kevin Pollock, Jerry Seinfeld, The Beach Boys (or at least, what's left of 'em), Neil Sedaka (world's worst toupee), Nancy Wilson, and The Fifth Dimension. In addition to telling jokes, he has been busy, selling jokes. He has written for Jay Leno, Joan Rivers, and Dennis Miller. His corporate comedy is clean, clever, customized (to your group, industry and/or event), and completely lacking in content. He's got nothing to say, and you'll enjoy every minute of it. If you want a message, check your voice mail. If you want a thoroughly customized laugh riot, book Certified Speaking Professional, Frank King. Here's what will not happen, if you book Frank King. * You will not get a checkup, from the neck up (and if I hear anybody utter that phrase again, I think I may throw-up). * You will not learn any of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People (I'm not sure what the seven habits are, however I'm guessing one of them has to be over using the word paradigm) * You will not: learn to think outside the box, break the secret code of accomplishment, fly with eagles even though you work with turkeys, or be empowered (whatever that means) in any way. Here's what will happen if you book Frank King... you'll laugh. Whether he's roasting the high and mighty in a fun and gentle manner; delivering his hilarious keynote speech: Make a Living, Not a Difference, acting as a comic master of ceremonies keeping the event fun, moving, and on time; posing as a corporate impostor, sounding like he knows exactly what he's talking about, but of course, has no earthly idea; or serving as a funny facilitator (a humorous host and MC), he's sure to make you and the entire entertainment committee look good.